yeah, sure, sometimes i go for a walk through the park to be one with nature & whatnot.
but, sometimes i go for other reasons, like maybe to recreate robyn’s perfect music video for ‘call your girlfriend’, in the rain.
hey so, trick question, if my cats threw up in my slippers for the second time, do i never wear slippers again or do i give you my cats?
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— Nayyirah Waheed (via venuschild)
the little guy got out safe, but fuck if those weren’t some of the most stressful minutes of my life.
sometimes, life sure is hilarious.
for instance, i was just thinking earlier that i want to put some bird houses & bird feeders in our yard.
then, hey, if you’re wondering if it’s fun to find a bird trapped in your house, well, let me tell you a resounding no. no it’s not.